Day 14345

OK, I know I said I would post some pics of Paradise after I got back last weekend, but it rained almost non-stop while I was there and I only got one pic. I'll post it along with a real batch of photos after I get up there again next week. Probably.

Enough of that, tonight, let us embrace TMI. That's too much information, for the folks in the cheap seats. I've seen discussions of nose picking and zit popping in other blogs, so I probably won't disgust anyone with my entry and I certainly won't be embarrassed, relative to those entries. So here it is...

On Tuesday, Day 14344, I went to see my chiropractor for my first adjustment. It paid dividends immediately, as I was quickly relieved of the pain in my lower back. In fact, I was in relativecomfortheaven until about noon today, when my back started to stiffen up again. Anyway, I hadn't felt so good in at least 6 months. It had a tremendous effect on my spirits - I was in a fantastic mood! Last night, I also realized that I had, in fact, been pretty miserable for most of the past year. I am now truly excited about the prospects of going outside and hiking, etc. this summer. Presently, it is really good to be alive!

Big deal, right? Where's the TMI? Brace yourselves. The manipulation performed on me did more than just relieve pressure from a pinched nerve. One of the adjustments did a little something to another nerve, which caused me to frequently experience an exclusively male condition the likes I haven't seen since I was in Junior High School. And, it happened over and over, all day long. The rain stopped, I got an erection! The rain started up again, I pitched a tent! The phone rang, I saluted! Somewhere the wind blew... You get the picture. I spent almost the entire day at my desk doing paperwork or at a work bench doing repairs. Whatever it took to cover my crotch, I did. I'm sure I looked like the poor guy we've all seen who walked funny up to the blackboard after being called upon to do some math problem, terror in his eyes.

So, I get off (no pud intended) from work and went to the chiropractor again for a scheduled readjustment. There's a rather curvy receptionist working there who likes to peruse Victoria's Secret catalogs at her desk. I know this. I can't not think of this as I'm sitting in my car in the parking lot. This is a problem. So, I'm worried that I am going to be late for my appointment. I bit the tender skin between my thumb and index finger. Problem solved, eventually.

Mercifully, I was waived straight to the back and quickly got another adjustment. While he was working me over, I mentioned that I thought another nerve had been pinched the day before and told him about my day. He asked why I didn't play hooky from work and spend the day in bed with a girlfriend. Funny guy, that man. Of course, I presently am not seeing anyone. Figures.

Anyway, since today's readjustment, I seem to be back to normal. At least I hope so. Sheesh, maybe I better look at some online porn just to be sure!

Gotta go.