Sunday, February 06, 2005

Day 14300

So today I, along with millions of others, watched the Super Bowl. It was a good game. But I'm not gonna talk about the game, nope, not a peep. I did enjoy it, however.

Instead, I will mention an individual who came along for the ride. Let's call him Bruce, as in the movie, They Call Me Bruce?. Bruce was a friend of a friend who had been invited to watch the game at a semi-private party. A mutual friend had invited both of us to attend as his guests, using tickets he had won in some contest.

Now this was not your ordinary Super Bowl party. There wasn't even any chips or dip! Instead, there were BBQ chicken, BBQ ribs, brats, assorted salads, beer & other alcoholic beverages, prizes, many large couches, several big screen TV's and girls. The girls were well versed in the "art" of holding onto poles while they wiggled, if you get my drift.

Well, a couple of days before this shindig, Bruce let his wife know about his plans for Super Bowl Sunday. He left nothing out, not wanting to be deceptive. In other words, he fessed up to the fact that there would be some women there trying to make a living by showcasing their, uh, rhythm. His wife asked him if he was sure he wanted to go or maybe do something else instead. He said he'd be crazy to miss this game that only comes once a year and assured her that he would behave.

When the event came, to his credit he, well, actually all of us, behaved like gentlemen. We saw nothing in any detail, only curves and we accepted no private dances. Though, we certainly did discuss several of the ladies' more pleasant attributes. After half-time, all the ladies left. After that it was just another afternoon watching football, eating too much BBQ, and drinking beer. It was a pretty good day.

Oh, yeah, so back to Bruce. Up to the point when he realized that he needed to stop at a drug store, Bruce had a terrific time. As he should, considering it was he and his wife's 6th anniversary! Everyone should wish Bruce, "Good Luck". I think he'll need it! By the way, the card was actually quite sweet.

Well, on that note, let me wish you all a good night!

1 Comments:

Blogger Allan said...

You are planning to attend the funeral, aren't you?

:D

7:03 AM  

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